I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen
I got the job
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maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change
Whales, you’re doing great sweeties
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